jaseazer:

slopmaster9000:

i forget that biden has an actual wife and isn’t married to kamala harris sometimes

ALT

(via midians-world)

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

Reading hitchikers guide for the first time was really funny because it was like ohhhh THIS the writing that every unfunny nerd has been trying to emulate from like ‘00-‘12 . But good.

Douglas adams writing “the ships hung in the sky much in the same way that bricks dont”

(via imamythicbetch)

afloralabortion:

Two minutes of Julia Child being absolutely chaotic

(via this-tree-is-my-boyfriend)

thedman0310:

1984

(via swarnpert)

lizardsister:

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

(via antijulian)