the frequency of needing to food shop because you eat food and therefore deplete what you previously bought and need to restock…………being an adult is a nightmare
(via midians-world)
I’ve spoken to British defectors who paint a bleak picture of life in the beleaguered kingdom, citizens lead meaningless existences highlighted by mandatory bowing sessions to honor the nation’s tyrannical royal family. I plan to fly over the country dropping flashdrives full of jpegs of fast food menus to show those poor beleaguered serfs what they’re missing in the free world.
I once saw a video where a guy supposedly visited a fast food place in the united kingdom, but they were probably actors. It was just a show put up by the royalist authorities to mislead foreigners. Even the meals sounded fake and made up. “Smack barm pey wet”, c’mon now.
(via k-wame)
