Oh christ.

We have plain yoghurt in the fridge. Don’t ask why.

I, trying to be healthy, have decided that I want some with some Alpen.

I’ve also put some honey in there to try and liven things up.

I haven’t eaten yoghurt in over 5 years because I don’t actually like it, I’d hoped things had changed.

Alas no, IT IS DISGUSTING.

Why would you want to eat this?

I actually hoped that I would like it so that I could have some sort of breakfast tomorrow.

Okay. Time to find something else to eat.