May 2012
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Last episode of House tonight.
Prepare yourselves for my non-committal feels tomorrow evening. I’ll probably be asleep, but there’s a chance I’ll watch it. At least I know that I only need to buy S7 & 8 then never any more.
May 21st
May 21st
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The internet is breaking :< Can someone just go reboot it? Ta. 
May 21st
May 21st
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There was someone walking really slowly in the road today on the way to work. Clearly none of the paths were good enough. I wish I could have run them over and claim it as an act of Darwinism.
May 21st
dorothy-cotton: British men are so perf- I WISH I WAS FROM ENGLAND IT’S SO- I bet it’s so much nicer in Britain than Amer- I BLOODY LOVE TEA AND THE QUEEN lol the british are so cu- i want to find a cute british guy like benedi-
May 20th
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chaosti replied to your post: wuthering-lows replied to your post: Pretty sure… Seedbox sounds like where you keep a cumrag or something, idk.
May 20th
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wuthering-lows replied to your post: Pretty sure that I’m the only person that hasn’t… You have to, seriously, download the whole series 1-3. You will not regret a single second.  chaosti replied to your post: Pretty sure that I’m the only person that hasn’t… Download Avatar The Last Airbender. Watch. Then download The Legend of Korra. Watch. Feel. Right. When I get fatter from not...
May 20th
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Pretty sure that I’m the only person that hasn’t seen/watches Avatar. I just see all these stills and gifs on my dash. No idea what it’s actually about. There’s just some people named Bolin and Korra? Idk. 
May 20th
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wuthering-lows: ohnotom: chaosti replied to your post: wuthering-lows replied to your post: did-yuo-kno… what fight about pokemon. include me. Just gonna put it out there, don’t remember it. I’m sure it was hilarious nevertheless. It was something like the creator of the anime died, and there was a big fuss on tumblr as people (mimsie included if I recall correctly) thought he was the...
May 20th
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chaosti replied to your post: wuthering-lows replied to your post: did-yuo-kno… what fight about pokemon. include me. Just gonna put it out there, don’t remember it. I’m sure it was hilarious nevertheless.
May 20th
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wuthering-lows replied to your post: did-yuo-kno has got to be one of the greatest… omg loln. People on tumblr are so silly. Kinda reminds me of that time I argued with mimsie over pokémon. The blog is actually making me die. Why do people thing it’s real and try to correct the blog. WHY? It’s clearly a joke. Half the posts are about salad. SALAD. I want to marry the blog...
May 20th
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did-yuo-kno has got to be one of the greatest blogs ever made. 
May 20th
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*lying in bed*
Me: Tomorrow I'm going to start exercising, yeah, and I'll get fit. I'm gonna cut all the chocolate and junk food out of my diet too, and just eat healthy. And I'm going to start going to bed earlier, and not waiting until the last minute to do assignments. Then I'll have less stress. And I'm going to start going over my schoolwork every night so studying isn't so hard when exams come. And I'll take care of my skin and hair, and be kinder to everyone. And I'll be more confident. I'll just be a better person, yeah.
*in the morning*
Me: ah fuck it.
May 20th
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Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
May 20th
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I’m going to have to organise something to do over the bank holiday weekend. I don’t think I can do nothing at home for 4 days.
May 20th
Girls that look like Skrillex →
I feel terrible at laughing; then I remember they chose their own haircuts.
May 20th
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Totes behind. Just watched GoT 2x7. I wasn’t paying attention and the ending made no sense. I need to draw family trees and make little flash cards so I can remember who’s who, who’s killing who, and who’s fucking who. 
May 20th
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I keep seeing loads of cars for sale and I want to...
The douchebag across the road is finally selling his Subaru Impreza (You have no idea how happy we all are). I want it so that I can just leave it there and have it running ALL THE TIME just so he can see how goddamn annoying and loud it is. Then smash it when I’m bored. Then I saw a convertible BMW for sale on the way home today, I want it so I can look more like a middle aged woman. I...
May 20th
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Running over an hour and a half late, still sitting on tumblr. *shrugs*
May 20th
sebastianthedog: one night two parents went out for dinner a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers 
May 20th
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kleine-fledermaus replied to your post: I have vanilla vodka and softmints. I shall drown… But which? The blue ones are awesome but the green ones are rank. I didn’t realise this and found out the hard way last week :( The blue ones are awesome. The ones I have are the green. Not as good, but Asda didn’t have the blue ones :< I do agree Spearmint > Peppermint
May 19th
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May 19th
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I have vanilla vodka and softmints. I shall drown my sorrows and have minty breath. Aww yeahh. 
May 19th
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Just caught myself in the mirror
Can I get a “Troll in the dungeon” gif please? ‘cause that’s how I feel.
May 19th
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May 19th
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Why can’t you just leave me alone? You’ve made it quite clear you weren’t interested yet you still keep bothering me.
May 18th
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Too much of my life is on credit at the moment. I’m actually starting to feel a little uncomfortable.
May 18th
awkward-mess: when i grow up i want to work at istock photo who doesn’t want to get paid for being happy while hugging fruit
May 17th
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May 17th
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name-ls: ❒ Taken     ❒ Single    ✔ In a relationship with food
May 17th
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Communist sex tips:
communistsextips: When flirting with a capitalist, make sure they know you own the means of seduction.
May 16th
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May 16th
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Why are there things about beards and moustaches...
I don’t have a beard or moustache. I just wanted to look at DVDs -_-
May 16th
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My diet has become so bad lately I think that if I started smoking, and eating packs of butter I’d be better off. 
May 16th
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May 16th
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therewiththecitylights replied to your post: No. No. No. No. Bones cannot be the killer. I… Wait what? No! Don’t ruin this episode! I’m Sorry D: But seriously OHGMYGOD. It’s not worse than Zack/Nigel Vincent-Murray. Not yet anyway. Go. Watch. Now.
May 15th
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No. No. No. No. Bones cannot be the killer. I know she’s being framed. YOU JUST NEED TO WORK IT OUT. FASTER.  NO NO NO.
May 15th
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fidchell replied to your post: “Poop” Are you guys playing D3? Prolly not on US servers, yea? I am. Rather, will be. I just managed to log in to take a look. Shall probably try to play more this weekend. Yeah, EU servers. Still not allowed to mix with you lot.
May 15th
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"Poop"
May 15th
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May 15th
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Phone just auto corrected Bridesmaids to Brides aids. Didn’t realise until after I sent the text. Woops.
May 15th
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Wanted to try D3. Can’t log in. Whatever. Looks like I’ll have to wait a while. Gives me time to find a nice theme for a blog though. 
May 15th
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May 15th
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First world problem of the day: Paper cuts from counting 11k in Euros
May 15th
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WatchWatch
May 14th
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Installing D3. Apparently it’s out soon or s/t? I’ve been hearing mutterings about it over the past few hours. I don’t know much about it. Has it been in development long?
May 14th
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May 14th
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[[MORE]] Okay. So I got a guys number. Honestly, I’m surprised as you are. Just asked him how his day was: “Um well really upset tbh my auntie died :(“ (He did tell me on Sunday that she had cancer and only about a month left) WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU MEANT TO REPLY TO THAT WITH?
May 14th
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May 14th
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