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cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER


At the gym my instructor made me do 80kg leg presses. He was convinced last time we did 90kg.

We totally did not. We did 20. 25 max.

The only time I’ve ever lifted/moved 90 of something was chocolate biscuits.

Into my mouth.

All at once.

Anyway, he was absolutely convinced. So I did them. Not one to shy away from a challenge. Then half way through he burst out laughing because he remembered it wasn’t me it was another one of his clients. 
I’m there dying and he’s wetting himself with laughter. Yeah thanks.


Archer Drinking game - 2 episodes and I was completely gone